Here are ten jokes about UFOs:
Why do aliens always visit us at night? Because they don't want to be spotted by the paparazzi!
Did you hear about the alien who went to a BBQ? He got a probe up his sausage!
Why do UFOs only come in saucer shapes? Because rectangles are too mainstream!
What do you get when you cross an alien and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why did the UFO cross the road? To get to the other side of the galaxy!
Why are aliens bad at playing poker? They always try to probe the dealer!
What do aliens use to keep their hair in place? Ray-bands!
How do aliens keep their spaceships clean? They use comet cleaner!
Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? She was always taking him for granite!
What did the alien say to the gas pump? "Take me to your liter!"
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